It seems that @PiersMorgan is pursuing alternative ways of enumerating the medal tally - Simon Forsyth’s website offers some GDP and population weighted calculations that might prove helpful (as well as a useful reminder that a) the GB population is 62.6 million and that b) the population of New Zealand is 4.4 million and Slovenia’s is just over 2 million).
Alternatively you could work on this ‘other other’ medal tally based helpfully on a combined collation of the colours of the competing nation’s flags (taken at the end of Saturday’s competition). It is a much shorter list so select the colours of your favourite nation and go from there (or just choose your favourite colour).
G S B Tot 129 135 134 398 Red 97 101 118 316 White 83 80 84 247 Blue 47 42 37 126 Yellow 14 15 21 50 Green 18 17 14 49 Black 7 1 5 13 Light Blue 0 1 3 4 Orange 0 0 1 1 Maroon