So… if you take the lyrics of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance and hold it’s hand through a quick translation into Latin and a flirtation with Afrikaans and then back to English. In the end it is all fairly recognisable except noticeably “Want your bad romance” that becomes the slightly more disturbing “I wish you the evil” - near enough?

Oh, he was sick in the
Oh, he was sick in the

Rah rah, ah, ah, ah!
Rome, Rome, mother
Gaga, ooh, la, la.
I wish you the evil

Rah rah, ah, ah, ah!
Rome, Rome, mother
Gaga, ooh la la
I wish you the evil

I prefer the more I want your disease
All you want as long as the court
I would like
Love, love, love I want

You want to play, the pressure of
I want to learn studded kiss in the sand
I would like
Love, love, love I want
(Love, love, love I want)

You know what I want
And you know what they need
I want the bad bad

I wish you love, and I want revenge
You and I could write an evil Roman
I want to love and your love is vengeance
You and I could write an evil Roman

Oh, he was sick in the
Oh, he was sick in the

Rah rah, ah, ah, ah!
Rome, Rome, mother
Gaga, ooh la la
I wish you the evil

I want to wish you a lot of the early
"You is not a crime for a long time to you my
I would like
Love, love, love I want

I want your psychologist, your vertical stick
I want you in my back to the window, the child, you are sick
I would like
Love, love, love I want
(Love, love, love I want)

You know what I want
And you know what they need
("The reason I'm a monster, a baby)

I want the bad bad

I wish you love, and I want revenge
You and I could write an evil Roman
I want to love and your love is vengeance
You and I could write an evil Roman

Oh, he was sick in the
Oh, he was sick in the

Rah rah, ah, ah, ah!
Rome, Rome, mother
Gaga, ooh la la
I wish you the evil

Rah rah, ah, ah, ah!
Rome, Rome, mother
Gaga, ooh la la
I wish you the evil

To walk, run, after the manner of the child,
Serve this move that thing is crazy
To walk, run, after the manner of the child,
Serve this move that thing is crazy

To walk, run, after the manner of the child,
Serve this move that thing is crazy
To run, walk, the passion of the child,
I make a monster, a child

I wish you love, and I want revenge
I wish you love, friends do not
J'ai ton Amour Jesus veux ton revenge
J'ai ton Amour, will not be friends

No, do not want friends
(Oh, is trapped in the evil of the Romans)
I want to be friends

I wish you the evil
(Oh, is trapped in the evil of the Romans)
I wish you the evil

I wish you love, and I want revenge
You and I could write an evil Roman
I want to love and your love is vengeance
You and I could write an evil Roman

I wish you the evil
(Oh, is trapped in the evil of the Romans)
I wish you the evil
I wish you the evil
(Oh, is trapped in the evil of the Romans)

Rah rah, ah, ah, ah!
Rome, Rome, mother
Gaga, ooh la la
I wish you the evil